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Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Giannibicego Hoa Tran for President

Normally I stay away from politics in this blog, but the Texas presidential primaries are such a hoot I couldn't help myself. The Democratic hybrid-primary is good for a laugh, but Alex Muse's blog post on voting with his son had one small reference ("Who is Hoa Tran?") that really caught my eye. Who is Hoa Tran?

Dr. Giannibicego Hoa Tran is a Republican presidential candidate. She is from Houston, and she is amazing. She is amazing because: (a) there is virtually no information on the Internet about her (how is that possible? a plot by the liberal media?) and (b) she invented cures for bird flu and anthrax.

Did any other candidate cure bird flu and anthrax? No, they did not. Clinton has a plan for curing bird flu and anthrax some day, Obama will make you feel better about bird flu and anthrax in a sort of non-specific way, McCain will invade bird flu and anthrax and occupy them for 100 years, but only Hoa Tran has cured bird flu and anthrax.

As the links below reveal, she is foreign-born, but that hasn't stopped other foreign-born Republican candidates like John McCain (Panama), Rudy Giuliani (NYC), Alan Keyes (Mars) and Ron Paul (Planet-of-the- compelling-ideas-that-dissolve-into-a-nutty-tasting-peanut-
butter-like-substance- when-looked-at-too-closely), so I really don't see that as a barrier.

Vote Hoa Tran!

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very nice... (Alexander Muse)

1:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your post is the first thing that comes up on Google for "Hoa Tran President". She needs a new campaign manager.

3:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I need to try her herbal medicine first before I can throw my vote her way.

4:12 PM  
Blogger Darbi said...

I also found you with a GoodSearch on Hoa Tran. I'm not sure if it is her home...or just a supporter...but I pass a house with a big sign out front that says "Vote Hoa Tran - President" (or something to that effect) on my way to work every morning. I finally got curious enough to find out more. My first thought when I hear "Dr Tran" is that silly cartoon! Check YouTube - search "Here Comes Dr Tran"

6:04 AM  

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